Friday, October 18, 2002

Keyword Haiku
I've written a Perl script to scrape all of the keywords used to get to my blog (available on my Extreme Tracking page) and use them to generate random haikus. The results aren't as spectacular as I had hoped, but I'll publish some of the better ones from time to time.

through accessory
how aquarium strength dance
beefy drunk jason

august furniture
crash precocious through trailer
songs italian scotch

naked girls beefy
tshirts chicago banger
italian whiskey

... and one that I wrote (inspired by random ones)...
for naked movie
match brian internet through
heidik full flash dance
posted by Rebecca 10/18/2002 05:45:00 PM

Great line...
from a radio ad for cable TV: "All the TV you need to keep any home improvement projects at bay."
posted by Rebecca 10/18/2002 10:58:00 AM

Thursday, October 17, 2002

File under "Stating the Obvious"
Sniper Profile: Self-Absorbed Loner
Gee, I would have thought a guy who shot and killed random people would be a sociable, generous type.
posted by Rebecca 10/17/2002 06:03:00 PM

Monday, October 14, 2002

Call me Coppertop
Funny, when they use the headline Microsoft's Vision of Tomorrow's Office, I have a different image in mind...

posted by Rebecca 10/14/2002 05:20:00 PM

It's a bird, it's a plane, ...
It turns out this is really about a big distributed database of medical scans, but the headline suggests so many more amusing possibilities... IBM, Oxford Build Mammogram Supercomputer
posted by Rebecca 10/14/2002 05:06:00 PM