Duckmaster The Peabody Hotel in Memphis is looking for a new Duckmaster. This might just be the new career you're looking for. (Unless, by some outrageous coincidence, you already are a duckmaster.)
Actually, I can't hear "duckmaster" without thinking of that awful Marc Singer movie. Except that instead of
The courage of an eagle, the strength of a panther and the power of a God! it would be
The courage of a duck, the strength of a duck, and the power of... say it with me... a Duck! The big DM could command vast armies of waterfowl, or just go into that goofy trance and scan the landscape in DuckCam mode.
Now that's Hollywood gold. Virtually guaranteed to make millions at the box office. posted by Rebecca
1/17/2003 05:13:00 PM
Yes, we have no Expert: Bananas could disappear in 10 years From this article we can glean several important facts, each more alarming than the last.
1. The banana hasn't had sex in years.
2. The banana lacks genetic diversity and could go extinct.
3. There is an International Network for the Improvement of Banana and Plantain.
4. It's in France.
5. It's headed by a man named Frison, which (according to Babelfish) means "clippings" in French. posted by Rebecca
1/17/2003 05:00:00 PM
<plug> Inserting a link to my Mom's exceedingly plaid Kindermusik Academy web site in a blatant attempt to get it into Yahoo's database. Move along, nothing to see here.
</plug> posted by Rebecca
1/13/2003 05:31:00 PM